September 2009
78 posts
I Sold My Soul →
When I was 14 years old, I tried to sell my soul to the devil. At the time, I really believed such a thing was possible. In return, I wanted to be huge so that a girl who was sitting at the hotel…
Wife: “Of course we fought - we had a 300 square foot apartment.” Me: “It was just that one knife fight.”
FIRE!
when i hear symphony, i think of ben, and i’m reminded that there’s a live flaim inside that wimpy head.
FI-RRRR-AYY
A butterfly flapped its wings this morning and suddenly my whole day is a mess
I wouldn’t be sad if jay leno had a horrible accident.
My Amazon WishList is starting to get out of control. At some point someone has to start buying me things from it.
3 for $30 on shirts from The Onion. They’ve attacked me where I’m weak…
$110.37 per quarter for the wsj? Really?
when she passes, each one she passes, goes aaahhhh
For some reason I want a Ford F-150. FORD TOUGH.
Just ate 5 baclavas and 3 brownies for dinner
Some economics analysis of new health care bill: http://bit.ly/10SA4C
Amy poehler > Julia louisdreyfus. It’s close though.
My 22 month old son can operate an iPhone. Not sure my mother would be able to figure it out but it’s completely natural for him.
I’m sure It feels better when your team wins, but it feels pretty good when the team you hate loses. Without a touchdown.
Drama deserved that.
RT @jneilschulman: TANSTAAFL move over. TANSTAFHC. There Ain’t No Such Thing As Free Health Care.
Preparing the most ridiculous party favors ever. Ever.
“your pimp costume appears to be a fur coat on top of your andover uniform” - jon stewart
Or maybe this is what my boys think… →
I live so far away from the office that I have to make sure and use the bathroom before I leave work. FML
RT @jneilschulman: My new article on Rational Review: “Red Meat Distractions in the Health Care Debate http://tinyurl.com/n293zo
RT @jneilschulman: Everyone loves President Santa Claus. Only what he’s doing is re-gifting!
The only think worse than grand central during the week is grand central on the weekends.
Average weight goes up 40 lbs and average speed goes down 10 mph
http://bit.ly/jR2rE
Massive packs of slow moving fat white people
These came in the mail today →
These came in the mail today Originally uploaded by christopherh01
It’s like christmas. Gotta love magazines for miles.
Having a party next weekend with some old and new colleagues. Yukka?
why does it suddenly seem like i’m waking up in the dark?
I want more expensive tires. Thanks, Obama. http://bit.ly/RF53z
Does Nancy Pelosi know she looks like a bobblehead doll?
Genius: we need to increase government spending and control over a massive sector of the economy in order to cut the deficit. Brilliant.
RT @mediaite If @CongJoeWilson’s goal when he yelled “You lie” at #Obama was to gain Twitter followers, it worked! He’s up nearly 100. SK
Axelrod on O’Reilly couldn’t be more amusing
Do all 30 year olds still listen to the same music they liked in high school?
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Jack and Snickers Jack is a little excited about meeting Snickers.
Me: “I didn’t get very many comments on that one.” Wife: “People probably just don’t know what to say.”
