June 2009
52 posts
RT @jneilschulman McMahon, Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Bill Mays. All giants in marketing. God is putting together a sales team. But for what?
CNN is an obituary service.
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What To Eat? - A Silent Picture I’m not the only creative genius in my family.
lightning just struck the house, and now we’re getting hailed on. i knew i should have built an ark.
Honestly, right now I wouldn’t be too upset if He came to take my first-born…
Pulling quotes from Wonder Pets for a best man speech.
RT @cbarthold: RT @ndwoods: I heard the S.C. governor’s staff is working on a map of Argentina that shows the Appalachian trail running …
Awkward book to pull out on a crowded train →
Awkward book to pull out on a crowded train Originally uploaded by christopherh01
I see you, Mara
Does Obama have to pay when he uses air force one to go on vacation to Hawaii?
maybe the wife deserves the 3GS after all
I received a charcoal grilling cookbook. was a little disappointed. then I got surprised with a charcoal grill. now we’re talking.
RT @TheOnion: In Focus: 95 Percent Of Opinions Withheld On Visit To Family http://bit.ly/ag5jS
A new art form introduced to me by @kateflaim. Amazing. http://bit.ly/5aEfe
Today it seems like I have a Microsoft iPhone
RT @TheOnion: New Hampshire Passes Law Forcing Old People To Watch Gays Marry http://bit.ly/8xeRW
$10 for a full-year subscription? Really, Fortune? Soon they’ll be paying us to subscribe…
RT @ManagerMom: Sitting in my house…completely, utterly, deliciously alone. <I know how she feels!>
Thought cute little weed somehow growing in sandbox was beautiful miracle. Then learned cats have been providing the, uh, fertilizer
Learned, as usual, in a hands-on environment
Wife wants an iPhone for b-day. I generously offered to give her mine, only 9 months old, so I can get a new one. Why is she mad at me?
What idiot would willingly choose me to deliver a full multimedia roast, I mean toast, in front of his closest friends and family?
Do the math. http://snipr.com/k38e8
true blood season two. tomorrow.
RT @jneilschulman jneilschulmanPsst! Alongside Night! Pass it On! http://www.pulpless.com
Henry Blodget says there’s no way to save the TV business. I think he’s wrong. http://bit.ly/EEsDI
Is it weird that I google bing whenever I want to try it?
Ugh. Should I stay up until midnight to try for www.facebook.com/chris?
I would be ok if my tax money paid to plaster NYC with signs reading “in this country we stay to the right when walking”
5:30 alarm clock somehow 8 times more difficult than standard 5:55. Same ratio as 2nd kid to 1st kid actually
UJA dinner. Surrounded by television personalities like bob costas, alec baldwin,jimmy fallon. They all want their pictures taken with me.
O delicious sleep- you tease me on metro north but you won’t put out at night
I wish I could buy stock in June 9, 2009 sock sales in Manhattan.
RT @irwebreport I wonder if this image means inst investors are using social media? (StockTwits on Bbg Terminal) http://twitpic.com/1orlk
Charlie →
Charlie Originally uploaded by christopherh01
Air France: obviously someone forgot to push the button
Love that G4 is airing a gay episode of Cheaters. This is good television.
Loving the tweet lovefest between A and his angels.
When do I stop my son from blowing kisses? Another Herbietown special: http://bit.ly/Josb8
My wife disappeared and now I’m trapped in the family room with 2 unhappy children. Can I go to work today?
When do I stop my son from blowing kisses? →
An Episcopal minister once explained to me the Christian concept of “Original Sin” by asking: “From where do children learn to steal cookies from the cookie jar?” No one taught them to disobey, he…
How long will BabyCenter target me? A Herbietown special: http://bit.ly/mdUlH
How Long Will BabyCenter Target Me? →
BabyCenter offers a great newsletter for expecting parents. You enter your child’s due date and every week Johnson & Johnson sends a message to let you know what is happening inside that growing…
Just saw a guy on 58th street wearing a shirt that said: “JESUS WAS BLACK”
why I tweet: “we must say openly to each other the things we hold
in our hearts, and that too often are said only behind closed
doors.”
Got dressed in the dark so the damn baby wouldn’t wake up. Black shoes, blue socks.
RT @jon_at_midd: a link to the annual alumni golf tourney at Middlebury College: http://www.middlebury.edu/alumni/events/golf/
Dvr’d conan debut. Almost unwatchable. Until will ferrell. However conan is basically tim boarini. Anyone? Middlebury?