May 2009
51 posts
Bill Maher starts EVERY show with “I know why you’re happy.” He’s less interesting each and every week.
In the commercial, the Brinks Home Security call center looks like CTU.
6am conference call on the one Saturday morning Jack decides to sleep in.
Trying to make friends in Wilton. Lunch tomorrow w/ neighbors. Hoping the resemblance to Ned Flanders fades. Who tucks in shirt on weekends?
I plan to Bing myself regularly.
Signing up my mom for facebook. So many confusing things to explain!
Watched Brokeback, finally. It used to be in that “know i should see” category, with Schindler’s list. Now, in the “sad” category, w/ SL.
Spook Country, by William Gibson. Interesting stuff. I recommend. http://bit.ly/W7Zog
i just coveted a neighbor’s decorative lawn bucket
Hot date at Rancho Alegre.
Today I’m the one with the incongruous bud on metro north. Reading Sanford Bernstein analyst reports and spook country by William Gibson
When is Sirius iPhone app coming out? I’m desperate.
Guy next to me on train is drinking a budweiser (it smells delicious) and reading the economist.
Wife considers phish as lame as poetry jams. Self-righteous, artificial. Doesn’t speak well to my chances of seeing them next Friday.
Lost season finale. How do I order a hit on jj abrams? Torture first
To my sons: you can be whatever you want when you grow up- all I ask is that you don’t become a dancer for Noggin
RT @aplusk: Meeting twitter friends in real life, is a lot like hanging out w/ your junior high girlfriend. “We seemed closer on the phone.”
“The perfect is the enemy of the good.” Welcome to my life.
1 bad apple… http://bwbx.io/VB9A
Robert Heinlein has my imagination again.
I can see your hoo-ha!!!
Wonder Pets is my new favorite show. What’s gonna work? Teamwork! Teamwork! This is serious!
Now I understand why Greta’s doctor prescribed 75 percoset to a new mother with an 18 month old at home.
Just tied 6 tiki torches to each post on the back deck. All I need is a hot tub and it would be ADP
Tweaking powerpoint at 7 am with a squirming infant on my lap. This is going to be a GREAT presentation.
Just bought a lawnmower at sears. Great customer service. 300 times better than home depot.
To a depressed person, there is nothing less interesting than a newspaper. Today every story i read captures my imagination.
Building an excel model with trey anastacios Plasma album playing on the iPhone. Geek bliss?
Don’t answer that. Just a jack handy for the twitterverse.
Enjoyed Battery Ventures panel. the facebook and myspace execs looked 5-7 years older than me. Do I need to be more ambitious/aggressive?
Headed to panel discussion on Monetizing Social Media, put on by battery ventures. hoping someone will pay me for my prolific web content
Does anyone else not want to see who leaves the stall before you enter?
RT @kateflaim: I’ve gone Etsy, to sell my custom kid’s art: http://tinyurl.com/c4yto9 (Cheers, Jack and Charlie, for pics of paintings!)
Looking for comps: need some pure-play internet media companies
What Keeps You Up At Night? →
I recently unloaded all of our crap from my parents’ basements and garages. Boxes and boxes containing all of my notebooks from middle school, high school, and college. Old posters of rock bands…
What keeps you up at night? http://bit.ly/upatnight
Shopping hungry at Stew Leonard’s →
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Have Steven Seagal and Antonio Banderas ever been in a movie together?
Why don’t they make binkies with headstraps? it would just take a simple rubber band. We could call it BabyGag.
Inspired by @bferry and @nancyblock , I’m making mint juleps.
Chuck and larry. Surprisingly good.
I am a Trojan commercial.
Standing in line at minks to sinks. Apparently they don’t let strollers in.
Just bought a 600 dollar glider for 40 bucks
Minks to Sinks →
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.
We went to an estate sale today. All the contents of a huge house (~6000 sqft?) were up for sale. It was really fun to explore the house and comb…
Minks To Sinks on Saturday. Looking forward to checking it out. http://bit.ly/6bXBn
Sister sick with flu in New York. Hope it’s human.
Spent $55 at an estate sale today. bought tons of manly tools, old puzzle, and firewood baskets. never shopping at a store again.
“it’s right outside your door, now testify.”. Rage wants you to start a blog. Do it today.