April 2009
74 posts
Riding home late from office. Why do these drivers insist on pumping the gas? Trying to get me to puke on the carpet?
March 2009
55 posts
Reward: $40 bottle of wine!! I swore I wouldn’t take cash, but this was hard to pass up.
iPhone owner finally coming over to claim his phone and relinquish my karma. Why am I cleaning the house for him?
Me: a que me buscalo? Greta: a Spanish grammar book?
To all the people I’ve judged for liking Lost: I may have been wrong. This time travel stuff has captured my imagination
Found an iPhone on the train yesterday. Brought it home, called “mom” & only “favorite.” No response. I am being deprived of my karma!
Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #media #strategy #humor
Marinating the breasts in mojo. Going to be delicious.
There’s a gaggle of turkeys having an orgy in my backyard. Wish I were lying.
Jamie at home. Amazing.
Should I vote in dartmouth alumni election? I couldn’t care less and it seems the entire slate is running unopposed. Should I care?
Americans like drugs. Why is it Mexico’s problem? Legalize and tax and so many problems disappear.
I love sending links to news articles to my friends with short grandiose preambles about the future of “our great country”
Completely neglecting blog. Much easier to cynically sneer on twitter. I want to be a sophomore forever.
Obama likes to know what he’s talking about before he speaks? Doesn’t he know he’s the president of the united states?
Jeff jarvis called into Howard Stern today to talk up the iPhone.
SoNo train station parking garage broken today. Woman missed 3 trains (so did I) and says: “most appalling thing I’ve ever seen”
Reading Portfolio. The shoddy sensationalist writing never lives up to the cover. Should really switch to the new yorker.
Mojo chicken and chocolate chip cookies. My homemaking skills reign supreme.
Free ikea breakfast draws immigrants, old people, yalies, nuns and the frugal affluent (us)
Free Ikea breakfast!!!
Queen of the damned - the movie - not good
I’m starting a VC firm. Going to pour billions into my portfolio companies and set up the following rules:
1. No foreign born workers. There are plenty of redneck Americans who need money more than brown or yellow people.
3. We’ll sign contracts and decide later which ones are appropriate to follow
2. A committee of 535 blowhards will oversee all compensation
4. We’ll pay everyone in Monopoly money. If we run out, we’ll just print more.
Best part: I don’t need investors! I will just take the money from the people who have it. And print the rest. Yes we can!
Watching the government blow money through idiotic laws would be amusing if it weren’t so sad.
Which metro north car would be better: a loud talker car or an obesity car? At this point, I need the bar car.
OMB the hippopotomous is now on her cellphone. Bluetooth no less.
Can’t breathe. Might die.
Absurd red nail polish covering stubby little fingers. Sticky flesh pressing against me. Still on the phone. Horrifying smell.
Sorry-not PC but my life is on the line. THIS is a place where the government should get involved.
In a 5 seat booth. Elephant is in the middle of the 3 row. The person across got off in Stamford. Yet she won’t flip around.
Maybe her flesh is stuck to mine? She’s sweating through my suit.
Am I the only one not outraged by retention payments at AIG? I feel like I’m living in an alternate universe
Sanders and grassley should be replaced by h1b workers. Might actually get some sense out of Washington.
Mom came over to babysit. On our way out door, was told she doesn’t approve of my outfit (t-shirt). “you’re an adult now”
“not 212!!!”: cramer’s best line
Rewatching stewart v cramer. Dismantled on national television.
Is it strange that I listen to rage’s ‘calm like a bomb’ on repeat for hours on end?
How many times did you have to read the Greenspan editorial this morning before you understood what he was saying?
In Bruges: funniest movie I’ve seen in a long time
Ben Flaim just told me about a nightmare he had last night: Brooks Brothers files Chapter 11
Why do wine descriptions bother me so much? Wsj: “we found these [house wines] lusty and fun”. WTF?
Nap rudely ends
Crazy zoomable pic of Obama’s Inaugaration: http://tinyurl.com/c8jabs