January 2009
15 posts
Wife: “I’m racist. But only against stupid people.”
There should be a sniper in grand central with the power to vaporize people that don’t know how to walk correctly
Discovered the full Windsor and feels like a million bucks.
Here’s a twitter toast to John Updike, who made me laugh really hard
Why Doesn’t Bugaboo Make a Stroller for 2? →
It’s offensive to me that Bugaboo doesn’t offer a stroller for 2. It forces me to question the competency of the designers. How can you call yourself an engineer and not try to tackle the most…
Anyone care to defend the pope’s decision to lift excommunication of a holocaust-denying priest? Infallible?
Leverage and trust →
One of the hardest parts about becoming an adult is learning how to leverage others. It is impossible to do it all yourself. So you have to hire professionals and you have to trust them. Trust…
drinking Merrick’s wine. Delicious.
Happiness Is… →
Have you ever seen those cartoons in the local newspaper called “Happiness Is….”? Then there’s some painful cliche about a married couple? Awful.
Well, today I experienced happiness.
I finally…
Broke a serious window at restoration hardware today, as my dad would say
I lust for this couch →
I’ve wanted this couch for years. Every time we go into Restoration Hardware I lust for this plush, impossibly deep, stressed leather sofa. I know it’s expensive. But I spend a lot of time on the…
Is on the car with the massive exhibitionist transvestite again
ran into my favorite penis doctor at stowe today
Hilariously morbid pics on front of wsj today of steve jobs shrinking along with the ipod
Want to Look Like Me? →
One of the most frequently asked questions from Herbietown readers is “How can I be more like you, Chris?” This is an impossible question to answer, because I’m just so much better than everyone…